Hi, I'm Ozzie Osborne (yes, that’s my real name) and I lived, what one might call a ‘normal’ life. I had a good career, found a man with a J.O.B., bought a house (except there was no picket fence), got married, found a dog, drove nice cars, had two boys, and hosted incredible parties for our friends. Everything was falling into place, according to my "plan." Until one day it all came crashing down.